1 00:00:03,181 --> 00:00:05,242 Oh, thank you so much for the donations. 2 00:00:05,243 --> 00:00:07,634 I wish I could do more, it's just a bunch of out of date clothes. 3 00:00:07,635 --> 00:00:09,129 Oh, I'm sure it's great. 4 00:00:10,548 --> 00:00:12,761 Three weeks ago, our neighbours the Rands 5 00:00:12,762 --> 00:00:16,133 lost their house and everything they owned in a fire. 6 00:00:16,455 --> 00:00:17,962 Fortunately, nobody was hurt. 7 00:00:17,963 --> 00:00:20,575 And fortunately, they're friends with wonder woman over here. 8 00:00:20,576 --> 00:00:21,959 I'm hardly wonder woman. 9 00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:25,138 She mobilized the community to donate clothes, 10 00:00:25,139 --> 00:00:26,641 furniture, appliances, 11 00:00:26,642 --> 00:00:28,359 all to help them start over in their new rental. 12 00:00:28,360 --> 00:00:30,485 - Which you found them. - I'm no Wonder Woman. 13 00:00:30,502 --> 00:00:32,188 Rand-aid was her idea. 14 00:00:32,388 --> 00:00:34,516 It wasn't my idea to call it "Rand-aid." 15 00:00:35,517 --> 00:00:36,598 Okay, fine. 16 00:00:37,363 --> 00:00:38,597 I'm Wonder Woman. 17 00:00:39,019 --> 00:00:40,282 Terrible tragedy. 18 00:00:40,283 --> 00:00:41,708 They're our closest friends. 19 00:00:41,709 --> 00:00:42,693 We know them. 20 00:00:42,694 --> 00:00:44,349 Uh, Manny and their son Reuben are tight. 21 00:00:44,350 --> 00:00:45,809 In fact, I put in one of their closets. 22 00:00:45,810 --> 00:00:47,060 Not that it matters, 23 00:00:47,061 --> 00:00:49,030 but it was the only structure to survive the fire. 24 00:00:49,031 --> 00:00:50,931 Por favor, don't even say that word! 25 00:00:51,130 --> 00:00:53,847 In my country it is considered very, very bad luck 26 00:00:53,848 --> 00:00:55,379 when your house burns down. 27 00:00:58,101 --> 00:00:59,407 They lived a block away from us. 28 00:00:59,408 --> 00:01:00,505 Smoke was everywhere. 29 00:01:00,506 --> 00:01:03,217 I was so upset, I couldn't sleep for days. 30 00:01:03,218 --> 00:01:05,548 Of course, Mitchell won't let me take anything. 31 00:01:05,549 --> 00:01:07,449 Well, Cam, we both know why. 32 00:01:08,085 --> 00:01:10,091 Some people have been known to sleepwalk 33 00:01:10,092 --> 00:01:12,244 or even sleep drive on that medication. 34 00:01:12,806 --> 00:01:14,679 Cam's reaction is much worse. 35 00:01:23,451 --> 00:01:26,192 Oh! Ohh! Oh, God. 36 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:28,993 I sleep clown. 37 00:01:32,146 --> 00:01:33,401 Dad, you're gonna kill yourself. 38 00:01:33,402 --> 00:01:35,125 - I got it! - We're on a schedule here. 39 00:01:35,126 --> 00:01:36,627 I still have to pick up the truck. 40 00:01:36,628 --> 00:01:38,548 If you want him to stop lifting things, 41 00:01:38,549 --> 00:01:39,928 put all this in grocery bags 42 00:01:39,929 --> 00:01:41,770 and turn the TV on to a football game. 43 00:01:43,276 --> 00:01:44,883 Oh! Take this phone away from me! 44 00:01:44,884 --> 00:01:45,763 Why? 45 00:01:45,764 --> 00:01:48,052 Two of our best brokers left to start their own agency, 46 00:01:48,053 --> 00:01:49,843 and the office gossip is flying. 47 00:01:50,099 --> 00:01:51,556 But I want today to be about the Rands... 48 00:01:51,557 --> 00:01:53,587 And if I have this-- Oh, my God! 49 00:01:53,588 --> 00:01:55,066 Those guys took two secretaries 50 00:01:55,067 --> 00:01:56,275 and the tube dude with them! 51 00:01:56,576 --> 00:01:57,704 Who's the tube dude? 52 00:01:57,705 --> 00:01:59,411 You know, the blowy guy that attracts all the attention. 53 00:01:59,412 --> 00:02:00,521 This guy... 54 00:02:01,420 --> 00:02:02,683 Ah, si, I've seen him. 55 00:02:02,684 --> 00:02:05,541 He goes down over there, and then he shakes up. 56 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:07,830 - And goes down in there, and then... - You almost got it. 57 00:02:07,831 --> 00:02:08,792 And then goes down. 58 00:02:09,148 --> 00:02:11,460 Hi, hi, sorry. We would have been here sooner, 59 00:02:11,461 --> 00:02:13,330 but this one had a wardrobe crisis. 60 00:02:13,331 --> 00:02:14,667 You know, it's a somber occasion, 61 00:02:14,668 --> 00:02:16,276 and all my tops are too joyful. 62 00:02:16,277 --> 00:02:18,229 - You do not want our problems. - No. 63 00:02:18,230 --> 00:02:19,686 - Oh, here, Jay, let me help. - No, I got it. 64 00:02:19,687 --> 00:02:21,533 - Aah! My back! - Dad! 65 00:02:22,219 --> 00:02:23,521 No, Jay, that's not quite it. 66 00:02:23,522 --> 00:02:24,951 Remember, you got air blowing through you, 67 00:02:24,952 --> 00:02:26,078 so it's more like... 68 00:02:26,578 --> 00:02:28,276 And then out. And then out. 69 00:02:37,309 --> 00:02:40,809 Synced by Sp8ky, corrected by Addic7ed www.addic7ed.com 70 00:02:41,395 --> 00:02:44,442 Leave me alone. I'm fine. I've gotta pick up that truck. 71 00:02:44,908 --> 00:02:46,110 I'd be happy to get the truck. 72 00:02:46,111 --> 00:02:48,484 I don't think so. It's a pretty big truck. 73 00:02:48,485 --> 00:02:50,872 Oh. Is it--is it bigger than the combine 74 00:02:50,873 --> 00:02:52,665 I've been driving since I was 12 years old? 75 00:02:52,749 --> 00:02:54,673 Or the Windrow tractor with the Macdon header 76 00:02:54,674 --> 00:02:56,145 that I drove to and parallel parked 77 00:02:56,146 --> 00:02:58,290 at my High School prom? Hmm? 78 00:02:59,036 --> 00:03:00,732 At least something got plowed that night. 79 00:03:00,733 --> 00:03:01,894 Heard that! 80 00:03:01,974 --> 00:03:03,326 Oh, son of bitch! 81 00:03:03,503 --> 00:03:05,257 Your low back is in spasm, Jay. 82 00:03:05,258 --> 00:03:06,562 I can massage that out for you. 83 00:03:06,563 --> 00:03:08,518 I'm fine. Dad, you don't know what you're missing. 84 00:03:08,519 --> 00:03:10,104 Phil is a magician. 85 00:03:10,105 --> 00:03:11,440 And a licensed masseur. 86 00:03:11,441 --> 00:03:13,810 Before I heard the siren song of residential real estate, 87 00:03:13,811 --> 00:03:15,826 I was bitten by the rub bug. 88 00:03:15,827 --> 00:03:18,203 No, he's--he's amazing. I had this knot in my leg, 89 00:03:18,204 --> 00:03:19,802 two minutes with Phil and it was gone. 90 00:03:19,803 --> 00:03:22,163 I'm sorry, but I think you might have a higher tolerance 91 00:03:22,164 --> 00:03:24,081 for a man's hands on your body than I do. 92 00:03:24,082 --> 00:03:26,748 - Charming. - Ay, don't be an idiot. 93 00:03:26,749 --> 00:03:28,033 Let Phil help you. 94 00:03:28,034 --> 00:03:28,976 Fine. 95 00:03:28,977 --> 00:03:31,057 Great! I'll just go get the room ready. 96 00:03:31,058 --> 00:03:33,473 I'll think you'll be surprised with what these hands can do. 97 00:03:33,525 --> 00:03:35,287 Really? Can they drive a bobcat skid-steer 98 00:03:35,288 --> 00:03:37,610 with a bucket grapple through a school hallway on a dare? 99 00:03:37,713 --> 00:03:40,153 Because these can and have. 100 00:03:43,311 --> 00:03:44,182 Poor Reuben, huh? 101 00:03:44,183 --> 00:03:46,646 Having to rebuild his whole life at age 12. 102 00:03:46,696 --> 00:03:48,633 Yeah. That blows. 103 00:03:48,634 --> 00:03:51,314 I know we're both shaken up, but let's watch the language. 104 00:03:51,482 --> 00:03:54,553 Okay, put this in a safe place. It's for Reuben. 105 00:03:54,554 --> 00:03:56,051 It's one of those, um, 106 00:03:56,098 --> 00:03:57,838 how do you say again, the takka-takka-takka... 107 00:03:57,839 --> 00:03:59,833 Is that the helicopter with the camera in it... 108 00:03:59,834 --> 00:04:01,214 - Mm-hmm. - That you control with your phone? 109 00:04:01,215 --> 00:04:02,607 The one I asked for? 110 00:04:03,078 --> 00:04:04,574 Okay, when your house burns down, 111 00:04:04,575 --> 00:04:05,999 you get one of these. 112 00:04:06,459 --> 00:04:07,946 Now don't burn your house down. 113 00:04:10,109 --> 00:04:11,828 How lucky is Reuben? 114 00:04:11,829 --> 00:04:13,031 So lucky. 115 00:04:13,032 --> 00:04:14,998 You know what? I say we take this thing out 116 00:04:14,999 --> 00:04:18,098 - and see how she flies. - I don't know. My mom got it for Reuben. 117 00:04:18,099 --> 00:04:20,666 Oh, so now he won't even share his toys? 118 00:04:20,843 --> 00:04:21,603 He never does. 119 00:04:21,604 --> 00:04:22,863 Screw that guy! 120 00:04:22,864 --> 00:04:24,025 Yeah! 121 00:04:24,728 --> 00:04:26,158 You're a terrible influence. 122 00:04:26,159 --> 00:04:27,431 You need me. 123 00:04:29,248 --> 00:04:31,968 Claire, in case you want to add something, 124 00:04:32,362 --> 00:04:34,419 I put the box of dresses outside 125 00:04:34,420 --> 00:04:36,578 and this is the box of snicker snackers. 126 00:04:37,162 --> 00:04:38,315 Mm. Thanks. 127 00:04:38,956 --> 00:04:42,826 Mitchell, we did have something to add to this box of, um... 128 00:04:42,827 --> 00:04:44,316 Snicker snackers. 129 00:04:44,853 --> 00:04:45,869 What? 130 00:04:45,870 --> 00:04:47,319 English is not her first language. 131 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:48,578 She's just trying to help. 132 00:04:48,579 --> 00:04:50,718 Mitchell, come on. You can't do that. 133 00:04:50,719 --> 00:04:52,684 You can't just change the rules. 134 00:04:52,685 --> 00:04:53,745 This is what we do. 135 00:04:53,746 --> 00:04:55,155 When Gloria says something silly, 136 00:04:55,156 --> 00:04:57,291 we innocently laugh behind her back. 137 00:04:57,292 --> 00:04:58,823 She's had a rough week, all right? 138 00:04:58,824 --> 00:05:00,637 She's really worried about tia Maria Cecilia 139 00:05:00,638 --> 00:05:01,602 and that surgery. 140 00:05:01,603 --> 00:05:03,997 Oh, and then she lost her cell phone at pilates. 141 00:05:03,998 --> 00:05:05,748 - How do you know this? - We have coffee. 142 00:05:05,946 --> 00:05:06,919 Oh. Have? 143 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:09,127 So when did this become, like, a thing? 144 00:05:09,128 --> 00:05:12,001 What's the big deal? We're friends. I like Gloria. 145 00:05:12,833 --> 00:05:14,521 Uh, it's no big deal. 146 00:05:14,763 --> 00:05:16,786 I have nothing against her, I just think-- Oh! 147 00:05:20,426 --> 00:05:21,169 Mm. All right. 148 00:05:21,170 --> 00:05:23,983 So before you get all judge-y, I gave her that vase. 149 00:05:24,592 --> 00:05:25,929 After I gave it to you. 150 00:05:30,407 --> 00:05:32,216 You couldn't part with that T-shirt? 151 00:05:32,359 --> 00:05:33,763 I love this shirt. 152 00:05:33,819 --> 00:05:36,063 You know, you don't have to look the way you look. 153 00:05:36,127 --> 00:05:38,274 Amber rand lost all her clothes in a fire, 154 00:05:38,275 --> 00:05:40,601 but she gets to build herself a new wardrobe. 155 00:05:41,504 --> 00:05:42,694 Let me burn your clothes. 156 00:05:42,695 --> 00:05:44,823 Girls, get down here. There's a lot of work to do. 157 00:05:45,605 --> 00:05:48,053 - Ugh. She's in a mood. - You know what we have to do, right? 158 00:05:48,333 --> 00:05:50,214 - There's no way you're my real sister! - I hate you! I can't believe you would ever-- 159 00:05:50,215 --> 00:05:51,340 - you're the most selfish-- - Okay, 160 00:05:51,341 --> 00:05:53,611 That's it! I cannot take the fighting! 161 00:05:53,612 --> 00:05:55,303 Just get out of the house. 162 00:05:56,211 --> 00:05:57,878 Works every time. 163 00:05:58,672 --> 00:06:00,251 You know, I don't even wanna drive the truck anymore 164 00:06:00,252 --> 00:06:01,731 even though on the farm I was-- 165 00:06:01,876 --> 00:06:03,603 I can't take another farm story. 166 00:06:03,604 --> 00:06:05,683 Yay! You might wanna take someone with you. 167 00:06:05,684 --> 00:06:07,328 The thing's been parked there six months. 168 00:06:07,329 --> 00:06:09,906 You're gonna want to hose it down, sweep for spiders. 169 00:06:09,907 --> 00:06:11,902 Good news, girls. You're going with Uncle Cam. 170 00:06:13,364 --> 00:06:14,551 Yay! 171 00:06:15,605 --> 00:06:16,977 The pain must have been pretty bad 172 00:06:16,978 --> 00:06:18,599 if I was asking Phil for help. 173 00:06:19,023 --> 00:06:21,584 His need for my approval is exhausting. 174 00:06:21,756 --> 00:06:24,084 In ten years, I've asked him for one thing-- 175 00:06:24,479 --> 00:06:26,212 to hook up my wireless printer. 176 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:28,713 He still won't shut up about it. 177 00:06:29,264 --> 00:06:31,090 How's that printer working out for you? 178 00:06:33,587 --> 00:06:35,174 Still loving that printer, eh? 179 00:06:35,542 --> 00:06:36,648 You know, if your printer breaks from here, 180 00:06:36,649 --> 00:06:38,513 I can fix it on my phone. Can you? 181 00:06:38,523 --> 00:06:40,308 I can, but I don't need to, 182 00:06:40,415 --> 00:06:42,008 because I fixed it forever. 183 00:06:42,573 --> 00:06:44,038 Just once, I wish he wouldn't make 184 00:06:44,039 --> 00:06:45,987 such a big deal about everything. 185 00:06:48,467 --> 00:06:49,593 Okay. 186 00:06:50,221 --> 00:06:53,817 Now just disrobe and place the towel over your buttocks. 187 00:07:02,256 --> 00:07:03,357 Riding the open road 188 00:07:03,358 --> 00:07:04,532 in a big rig like this 189 00:07:04,533 --> 00:07:07,751 sure can work up a man's powerful appetite. 190 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:09,261 We've gone five blocks. 191 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:11,418 - Do you want a burger or not? - I could eat. 192 00:07:11,835 --> 00:07:12,620 Hey, Alex, 193 00:07:12,621 --> 00:07:15,018 maybe Uncle Cam will let you borrow his hat later. 194 00:07:15,044 --> 00:07:16,631 You know, since you dress like a dude. 195 00:07:16,632 --> 00:07:18,332 I like the way I dress. 196 00:07:18,333 --> 00:07:20,689 Uncle Cam, as her future prom date, 197 00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:23,063 will you please talk to her? You know fashion. 198 00:07:23,064 --> 00:07:25,257 First of all, you're each beautiful in your own way, 199 00:07:25,258 --> 00:07:26,337 but you're both playing for second, 200 00:07:26,338 --> 00:07:28,339 because I'm too sexy for... this truck. 201 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:31,071 I have to say, you do drive it surprisingly well. 202 00:07:31,072 --> 00:07:32,404 Yeah, who would have thought? 203 00:07:33,279 --> 00:07:34,414 Surprising? 204 00:07:34,727 --> 00:07:37,135 What, that--that a gay man can drive a truck? 205 00:07:37,154 --> 00:07:40,411 You know, I expect that kind of thinking from Jay's generation. 206 00:07:40,778 --> 00:07:42,731 But from our future generation? 207 00:07:42,782 --> 00:07:43,656 No. 208 00:07:43,657 --> 00:07:46,147 Wow. This place got crowded. 209 00:07:46,511 --> 00:07:48,880 Whoa. You're really wedged in there. 210 00:07:48,898 --> 00:07:50,311 You want us to help guide you out? 211 00:07:51,474 --> 00:07:52,591 That question-- 212 00:07:52,893 --> 00:07:54,849 it was like a hate crime. 213 00:08:00,786 --> 00:08:01,866 Sorry! 214 00:08:02,314 --> 00:08:03,792 Hey, you're really close on this side. 215 00:08:03,793 --> 00:08:05,217 Yeah, I see it. 216 00:08:05,349 --> 00:08:07,055 - Careful! - I'm being careful. 217 00:08:10,787 --> 00:08:12,041 Gasping? Really? 218 00:08:15,967 --> 00:08:18,161 Holding hands? We're not in a nosedive. 219 00:08:19,984 --> 00:08:20,677 Okay, you know what, 220 00:08:20,678 --> 00:08:22,386 if it would make you feel better, get out and guide me. 221 00:08:22,387 --> 00:08:23,866 Okay, come on. Let's go. 222 00:08:24,534 --> 00:08:26,936 Please don't yell at me, but there's not enough room. 223 00:08:27,162 --> 00:08:28,389 Okay, climb over. 224 00:08:33,754 --> 00:08:34,745 You're fine. 225 00:08:40,311 --> 00:08:43,270 You know, the native Americans believe that burning sage 226 00:08:43,271 --> 00:08:45,174 kept bad energy away. 227 00:08:45,566 --> 00:08:47,045 How'd that work out for 'em? 228 00:08:47,591 --> 00:08:48,805 Get to the back. 229 00:08:49,319 --> 00:08:50,792 That's the spirit. 230 00:08:51,860 --> 00:08:52,952 Thank you. 231 00:08:53,662 --> 00:08:55,404 I just need to make sure that the oil is a perfect 98.6. 232 00:09:00,714 --> 00:09:02,788 And it is perfect. 233 00:09:04,102 --> 00:09:06,574 Now I want you to take a deep breath 234 00:09:07,175 --> 00:09:09,963 and let me transport you to a land 235 00:09:09,964 --> 00:09:12,610 I call relaxistan. 236 00:09:12,854 --> 00:09:15,113 Oh, what the hell? Get off me. 237 00:09:15,267 --> 00:09:16,762 I knew this was a terrible... 238 00:09:18,615 --> 00:09:20,808 Oh, mama Lucian, that's good. 239 00:09:28,420 --> 00:09:29,519 So you wanna try it? 240 00:09:29,781 --> 00:09:31,850 I don't know. I'm still feeling guilty. 241 00:09:31,851 --> 00:09:33,327 It's Reuben's helicopter. 242 00:09:33,339 --> 00:09:36,414 Reuben is the whole reason we should be doing this. 243 00:09:36,428 --> 00:09:40,075 He's barely living proof that life can change in a second. 244 00:09:40,211 --> 00:09:43,090 You gotta grab what you can when you can. 245 00:09:43,545 --> 00:09:45,352 What is this hold you have on me? 246 00:09:47,131 --> 00:09:48,206 Wow. 247 00:09:48,207 --> 00:09:49,395 Okay, now ease up. 248 00:09:49,396 --> 00:09:51,641 Okay, I'm easing up. Okay, it's not working. 249 00:09:51,902 --> 00:09:54,386 - Get ahold of yourself, Manny! She's getting away! - I can't--I... 250 00:09:54,387 --> 00:09:56,067 - I can't hold her! - Give it to me! 251 00:09:56,147 --> 00:09:57,449 Mayday! Mayday! 252 00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:01,741 Oh, well. 253 00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:03,753 What do you mean "oh, well"? My mom's gonna kill us. 254 00:10:03,754 --> 00:10:05,598 Us? You were flying it. 255 00:10:05,599 --> 00:10:07,359 I was in the attic packing boxes. 256 00:10:07,376 --> 00:10:08,508 You're gonna help me find it, 257 00:10:08,509 --> 00:10:10,223 or the next search will be for you. 258 00:10:11,026 --> 00:10:13,311 I like this guy. Where's he been? 259 00:10:15,136 --> 00:10:17,084 Just relax. 260 00:10:17,675 --> 00:10:19,123 Let me know if I'm hurting you. 261 00:10:19,124 --> 00:10:21,459 Are you kidding me? It's fantastic. 262 00:10:22,670 --> 00:10:23,909 I love you. 263 00:10:24,686 --> 00:10:27,530 This! I love this! 264 00:10:27,631 --> 00:10:29,114 It just slipped out. 265 00:10:29,115 --> 00:10:30,978 Those are the worst three words I could say to Phil. 266 00:10:30,979 --> 00:10:32,557 I was just praying he would let it go 267 00:10:32,558 --> 00:10:34,255 and not make a big deal about it. 268 00:10:34,256 --> 00:10:36,235 Oh, my God. 269 00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:38,178 This is huge. 270 00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:39,844 Jay, I'm sorry. 271 00:10:40,238 --> 00:10:41,406 I need a minute. 272 00:10:42,944 --> 00:10:44,392 Son of a bitch! 273 00:10:48,096 --> 00:10:49,368 Son of a bitch. 274 00:10:49,912 --> 00:10:52,410 Oh, these are fantastic. Why is Manny getting rid of them? 275 00:10:52,411 --> 00:10:54,028 He said that they were last season. 276 00:10:54,029 --> 00:10:55,361 I used to have a pair like these. 277 00:10:55,362 --> 00:10:56,684 I can never find 'em anymore. 278 00:10:56,685 --> 00:10:58,494 Oh, there's an outlet store. 279 00:10:58,597 --> 00:10:59,747 They don't have men's size, 280 00:10:59,748 --> 00:11:01,424 but I'm sure the biggest size for boys 281 00:11:01,425 --> 00:11:03,757 would fit you perfectly. I'll take you. 282 00:11:03,758 --> 00:11:06,768 - All right. It's a date. - Oh. Another date. 283 00:11:07,223 --> 00:11:09,299 Claire, I heard what happened with the vase, 284 00:11:09,300 --> 00:11:12,074 but I don't want you to worry about it. 285 00:11:12,112 --> 00:11:14,698 I'm so sorry. I should have told you about that sooner. 286 00:11:14,699 --> 00:11:18,700 It just--I have really been shaken by this whole fire thing. 287 00:11:18,701 --> 00:11:21,376 You know, life is so fragile. 288 00:11:21,377 --> 00:11:23,781 I know, like a vase. 289 00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:29,243 You tattled on me? 290 00:11:29,244 --> 00:11:31,851 She asked me about it. What was I supposed to do? 291 00:11:35,891 --> 00:11:37,899 Why are you making those cruel sounds with your mouth? 292 00:11:37,900 --> 00:11:39,432 You don't see it? 293 00:11:39,545 --> 00:11:42,127 You're turning Gloria into mom. 294 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:43,185 - What? - Mm-hmm. 295 00:11:43,186 --> 00:11:44,843 First you got all defensive of her, 296 00:11:44,844 --> 00:11:46,524 and then you tattled on me to her. 297 00:11:46,525 --> 00:11:48,080 That's exactly what you did with old mom. 298 00:11:48,081 --> 00:11:49,147 It's what you're doing with new mom. 299 00:11:49,148 --> 00:11:50,279 - Okay, okay. - Mm-hmm. 300 00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:51,881 Only you could make my friendship with Gloria 301 00:11:51,882 --> 00:11:52,802 into something ugly. 302 00:11:52,803 --> 00:11:54,623 Don't get me wrong. I think it's sweet. 303 00:11:54,624 --> 00:11:57,128 We've all got our thing. You have mommy issues. 304 00:11:57,129 --> 00:11:59,077 I do not have mommy issues! 305 00:11:59,410 --> 00:12:01,815 Okay. So I pick you up tomorrow, 306 00:12:01,816 --> 00:12:03,546 we go get you your big boy pants, 307 00:12:03,547 --> 00:12:05,767 and then we go and get a little ice cream, okay? 308 00:12:07,486 --> 00:12:08,792 Perfect. Yeah. 309 00:12:12,241 --> 00:12:13,233 Hi. 310 00:12:14,235 --> 00:12:15,756 You still don't feel very good? 311 00:12:15,757 --> 00:12:17,294 I told Phil I loved him. 312 00:12:17,546 --> 00:12:18,530 Oh. It was an accident. 313 00:12:18,531 --> 00:12:20,866 - You know how he gets with that stuff. - Ay, I know. 314 00:12:20,867 --> 00:12:23,752 Jay, can I talk to you later about what just happened? 315 00:12:23,753 --> 00:12:24,883 - Yeah. - Thanks. 316 00:12:25,068 --> 00:12:26,876 Jeez, I just worked that out. 317 00:12:29,193 --> 00:12:30,345 You're screwed. 318 00:12:31,411 --> 00:12:34,203 Today is the biggest day of my life. 319 00:12:34,898 --> 00:12:36,609 Just relax. 320 00:12:37,427 --> 00:12:39,117 Let me know if I'm hurting you. 321 00:12:39,118 --> 00:12:41,171 Are you kidding me? It's fantastic. 322 00:12:41,439 --> 00:12:42,630 I love you. 323 00:12:43,357 --> 00:12:45,937 This! I love this! 324 00:12:45,938 --> 00:12:47,694 Oh, my God. 325 00:12:48,404 --> 00:12:49,736 This is huge. 326 00:12:49,737 --> 00:12:52,857 Jay, I'm sorry. I need a minute. 327 00:12:53,163 --> 00:12:55,278 The two guys who left the firm asked me to quit my job 328 00:12:55,279 --> 00:12:57,012 and partner with them at the new agency. 329 00:12:57,013 --> 00:12:58,374 Big opportunity, 330 00:12:59,272 --> 00:13:00,482 big risk, 331 00:13:00,554 --> 00:13:02,358 and they need an answer by the end of the day. 332 00:13:03,487 --> 00:13:06,028 I don't always make great decisions under pressure. 333 00:13:06,915 --> 00:13:08,142 What the hell is that? 334 00:13:08,233 --> 00:13:10,187 An alpaca. I got the last one. 335 00:13:14,652 --> 00:13:16,306 Come on! Move that truck! 336 00:13:16,448 --> 00:13:17,723 I hate you! 337 00:13:18,147 --> 00:13:21,226 Okay, so... I flirted with a table of truckers 338 00:13:21,227 --> 00:13:22,315 who have offered to help us. 339 00:13:22,316 --> 00:13:25,043 No! No help! I've come too far! 340 00:13:25,044 --> 00:13:26,030 Have you? 341 00:13:26,144 --> 00:13:28,233 Oh, hey! They don't sell pizzas at this restaurant! 342 00:13:28,277 --> 00:13:29,595 You parked here illegally! 343 00:13:29,596 --> 00:13:32,526 Congratulations, sir. You're destroying America. 344 00:13:32,635 --> 00:13:34,836 - Hey, there are no cars behind us. Go! - Gun it! 345 00:13:38,779 --> 00:13:41,922 - Oh! Ow! - All right! All right! Everybody relax! 346 00:13:41,923 --> 00:13:43,085 We're fine! We're fine! 347 00:13:43,086 --> 00:13:45,010 We are not fine! And we're all smooshed! 348 00:13:45,011 --> 00:13:47,590 And we're scared! And we're tilted at a 30-degree angle! 349 00:13:47,591 --> 00:13:50,032 Nerd! And we're dirty and tired and late! 350 00:13:50,033 --> 00:13:51,961 Okay! Can you please just be quiet! 351 00:13:51,969 --> 00:13:53,584 Why couldn't we have just asked for help? 352 00:13:53,585 --> 00:13:55,485 'Cause I'm teaching you girls a very valuable lesson-- 353 00:13:55,486 --> 00:13:57,629 that gay men can do anything straight men can do. 354 00:13:57,724 --> 00:13:58,940 Yeah, we know that. 355 00:13:58,941 --> 00:14:00,842 Do you think you're the only gay guy that we know? 356 00:14:00,843 --> 00:14:03,679 Yeah. My soccer coach is gay... our pediatrician... 357 00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:06,096 - My Latin tutor. - Nerd! Our electrician. 358 00:14:06,097 --> 00:14:07,319 Well, then why were you so surprised 359 00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:08,369 when I said I could drive a truck? 360 00:14:08,370 --> 00:14:10,044 Not because you're gay, because you're you. 361 00:14:10,045 --> 00:14:11,788 And by the way, you can't. 362 00:14:11,789 --> 00:14:13,545 Okay, wow. I guess I owe you an apology. 363 00:14:13,546 --> 00:14:14,930 I made a leap there. 364 00:14:14,943 --> 00:14:16,239 I'm just used to dealing with stereotypes. 365 00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:17,963 I'm a little sensitive about it. 366 00:14:18,376 --> 00:14:19,648 Oh! There's the trucker that I talked to. 367 00:14:19,649 --> 00:14:21,383 Hey! Excuse me! Hi! 368 00:14:21,384 --> 00:14:23,122 Could you give us a hand, please? 369 00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:24,402 Sure thing, sweetie. 370 00:14:25,228 --> 00:14:26,912 Oh, like she'll be able to help us. 371 00:14:31,090 --> 00:14:32,603 Boy, do you have the right idea. 372 00:14:33,637 --> 00:14:35,854 Could use a little break from the mother and child reunion 373 00:14:35,855 --> 00:14:37,124 going on down there. 374 00:14:37,995 --> 00:14:39,100 Don't ask. 375 00:14:42,343 --> 00:14:44,956 Mitchell's turning Gloria into mom. Bam! It's out. Hmm. 376 00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:48,441 You remember the way mom and Mitchell used to be 377 00:14:48,442 --> 00:14:50,763 in their private little club, 378 00:14:50,764 --> 00:14:53,603 just the two of them, and no one else allowed in. 379 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:57,170 Well... it's happening again, 380 00:14:58,070 --> 00:15:02,089 but this time around, it's happening with your wife. 381 00:15:02,787 --> 00:15:04,279 You should see them down there. 382 00:15:05,450 --> 00:15:08,063 It would actually be adorable if it weren't so sick. 383 00:15:09,244 --> 00:15:10,543 I just-- 384 00:15:10,697 --> 00:15:13,360 you know, I feel like Mitchell is a grown man, 385 00:15:13,821 --> 00:15:15,119 he has a child, 386 00:15:15,226 --> 00:15:17,769 and he's still working out some psychodrama 387 00:15:17,770 --> 00:15:19,482 from 20 years ago. 388 00:15:20,814 --> 00:15:23,206 Daddy, can I have a sip of your beer, please? 389 00:15:27,195 --> 00:15:28,193 Oh, my God. 390 00:15:29,061 --> 00:15:30,163 Oh, my God. 391 00:15:31,579 --> 00:15:34,562 Mitchell cozies up to mom, I go running to daddy. 392 00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:37,394 I'm the one who's turning Gloria into mom, 393 00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:39,986 which is really disturbing since we're the same age. 394 00:15:40,903 --> 00:15:41,972 You're older. 395 00:15:43,091 --> 00:15:44,859 Oh. Oh, that's where we're gonna chime in? 396 00:15:46,251 --> 00:15:47,406 Will you hurry up? 397 00:15:47,938 --> 00:15:49,155 I'm saving my strength 398 00:15:49,156 --> 00:15:50,515 because if we don't find this helicopter, 399 00:15:50,516 --> 00:15:51,765 I'm walking to Canada. 400 00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:53,785 Hope you like taxes. 401 00:15:54,231 --> 00:15:56,472 Hey! That's our helicopter! 402 00:15:56,542 --> 00:15:57,580 Is it, now? 403 00:15:57,581 --> 00:15:59,719 I'm sure you have the proper documentation for that. 404 00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:01,651 Just give it back. It's ours. 405 00:16:01,652 --> 00:16:02,715 You guys are bullies. 406 00:16:02,716 --> 00:16:04,640 They can't be bullies. They're nerds. 407 00:16:04,641 --> 00:16:06,670 Don't pigeonhole us. We can be both. 408 00:16:10,653 --> 00:16:11,803 Is there an issue here? 409 00:16:11,992 --> 00:16:14,521 Uncle Cam, I got this. 410 00:16:18,924 --> 00:16:20,160 Oh, my God, it's Alex Dunphy. 411 00:16:20,161 --> 00:16:21,245 So awesome. 412 00:16:21,246 --> 00:16:22,732 Problem here, boys? 413 00:16:22,824 --> 00:16:24,809 These geeks won't give us back our helicopter 414 00:16:24,810 --> 00:16:26,497 that we took from Reuben. 415 00:16:26,498 --> 00:16:27,944 Is that right, Abraham? 416 00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:29,416 Oh, my God. She knows your name. 417 00:16:29,417 --> 00:16:30,930 Helicopter, please. 418 00:16:37,204 --> 00:16:38,236 I love you. 419 00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:40,083 What just happened? 420 00:16:40,196 --> 00:16:42,918 You have your fans, I have mine. 421 00:16:43,359 --> 00:16:46,667 Some day, your fans are going to work for my fans. 422 00:16:50,871 --> 00:16:52,159 Oh, um, Gloria, 423 00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:54,205 do you mind if I talk to Mitchell alone for a minute? 424 00:16:54,206 --> 00:16:56,655 It's okay. I already know what you said, 425 00:16:56,656 --> 00:16:57,810 and I think it's crazy. 426 00:16:57,811 --> 00:16:59,714 Mitchell is not making me his mommy. 427 00:16:59,715 --> 00:17:03,008 No, I know. He's not, but I think that I might be. 428 00:17:03,178 --> 00:17:05,582 Okay, now you're going really, really crazy, 429 00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:07,657 because I am younger than you. 430 00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:10,135 Mm, by 14 months, so let's settle down. 431 00:17:10,866 --> 00:17:12,635 What is going on with you today? 432 00:17:12,636 --> 00:17:15,798 I... all right, I'm working this out as I go. 433 00:17:17,540 --> 00:17:20,741 I think maybe seeing you get all buddy-buddy today 434 00:17:20,742 --> 00:17:24,136 with Gloria made me feel like it did 435 00:17:24,137 --> 00:17:26,361 when you were with mom, and--and... 436 00:17:27,203 --> 00:17:29,576 I don't know. I-I felt like the odd man out. 437 00:17:29,644 --> 00:17:32,148 Okay. Well, that--that's how I used to feel with you and dad. 438 00:17:32,694 --> 00:17:36,318 I know. I know. We--we chose teams, 439 00:17:36,319 --> 00:17:38,079 even during the divorce. It... 440 00:17:40,167 --> 00:17:42,674 Okay, the last couple years, 441 00:17:42,915 --> 00:17:44,736 you and I have been our own team. 442 00:17:44,922 --> 00:17:47,562 You know? And I don't want that to go away. 443 00:17:48,517 --> 00:17:49,691 So... 444 00:17:50,234 --> 00:17:52,256 I guess I just felt a little left out today. 445 00:17:52,257 --> 00:17:53,421 Shut up. 446 00:17:55,979 --> 00:17:57,860 Okay, can you two try hugging a box 447 00:17:57,861 --> 00:18:00,949 so that your poor mother doesn't have to do all the hard work? 448 00:18:00,950 --> 00:18:03,661 I am sorry, Gloria, about all the mom stuff today. 449 00:18:03,662 --> 00:18:05,950 I just--I got this crazy idea 450 00:18:05,951 --> 00:18:07,919 that you liked Mitchell better than me. 451 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,952 I do like Mitchell better than you. 452 00:18:10,429 --> 00:18:11,164 What? 453 00:18:11,165 --> 00:18:12,374 Ay, please. 454 00:18:12,390 --> 00:18:14,061 Are you going to honestly tell me 455 00:18:14,062 --> 00:18:16,129 that I'm your favorite person in this family? 456 00:18:16,491 --> 00:18:18,984 I'm not even your favorite Colombian in this family. 457 00:18:19,247 --> 00:18:21,148 I would love to get closer to you. 458 00:18:21,312 --> 00:18:22,807 You have my number. 459 00:18:22,899 --> 00:18:25,786 But call me quickly because I book up. 460 00:18:27,868 --> 00:18:28,909 You never saw me. 461 00:18:33,287 --> 00:18:34,309 There you are. 462 00:18:34,474 --> 00:18:36,449 I really need to talk to you. You really don't. 463 00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:38,204 Jay, please. It's about work. 464 00:18:38,205 --> 00:18:39,900 I got a text during your massage. 465 00:18:39,901 --> 00:18:42,219 I've been offered a partnership in a new agency. 466 00:18:42,572 --> 00:18:43,718 Oh. 467 00:18:45,283 --> 00:18:46,250 Good for you! 468 00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:47,578 I'm not so sure. 469 00:18:47,654 --> 00:18:48,960 I mean, there's--there's a big upside, 470 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,869 but I have a stable job right now. 471 00:18:51,871 --> 00:18:54,436 I have three kids, and at least one of them's going to college. 472 00:18:54,552 --> 00:18:56,330 Worse case scenario, they all go. 473 00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:58,456 Well, what does Claire think? 474 00:19:00,030 --> 00:19:02,355 I haven't told her yet. I wanted to talk to you first. 475 00:19:02,639 --> 00:19:03,706 You've done this. 476 00:19:04,139 --> 00:19:06,988 Well, I think that there's only really one question. 477 00:19:07,843 --> 00:19:09,995 Whether I'm ready to run my own company? 478 00:19:10,043 --> 00:19:11,272 Ah, you're great with people. 479 00:19:11,645 --> 00:19:12,751 We know you're a good salesman. 480 00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:15,309 You've managed to provide a good living in tough times. 481 00:19:15,918 --> 00:19:17,270 Then what? Is this the right time? 482 00:19:17,271 --> 00:19:19,822 Never a perfect time. House could burn down tomorrow. 483 00:19:20,067 --> 00:19:23,057 Question is, do you want this? 484 00:19:24,309 --> 00:19:25,341 Yeah. 485 00:19:26,015 --> 00:19:27,210 Yeah, I really want it. 486 00:19:27,211 --> 00:19:28,712 Then gamble on yourself. 487 00:19:30,649 --> 00:19:31,844 I'd gamble on you. 488 00:19:34,833 --> 00:19:35,766 I'm gonna do it. 489 00:19:35,767 --> 00:19:36,824 There you go! 490 00:19:37,918 --> 00:19:38,899 Thanks, Jay. 491 00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:42,083 Hey, look, I know you were reluctant to get that massage, 492 00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:44,500 but I think we can both agree it had a happy ending. 493 00:19:45,953 --> 00:19:47,331 Please don't say that. 494 00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:50,637 If I could only save one possession in a fire, 495 00:19:51,103 --> 00:19:53,044 probably my first set of golf clubs. 496 00:19:53,045 --> 00:19:54,913 My old man gave 'em to me. 497 00:19:57,921 --> 00:19:59,648 The engagement ring that Jay gave me 498 00:19:59,649 --> 00:20:01,188 that changed my life. 499 00:20:02,048 --> 00:20:03,673 Lily's adoption papers. 500 00:20:03,674 --> 00:20:05,558 I was gonna say adoption papers. 501 00:20:05,623 --> 00:20:09,293 So I guess, then, I would say my mom's recipe book. 502 00:20:10,599 --> 00:20:12,247 All our family photos... 503 00:20:12,899 --> 00:20:14,531 Which I keep on my iPad, 504 00:20:14,532 --> 00:20:15,925 so my iPad. 505 00:20:16,777 --> 00:20:18,092 As long as I have my family, 506 00:20:18,093 --> 00:20:19,693 I wouldn't need anything else. 507 00:20:19,694 --> 00:20:20,831 Aw, man! 508 00:20:20,832 --> 00:20:21,909 Come on! What? 509 00:20:21,910 --> 00:20:24,656 You say something like that, it makes us all seem petty. 510 00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:25,982 Yeah. Well... 511 00:20:26,390 --> 00:20:27,407 I know. 512 00:20:31,196 --> 00:20:32,356 Hiss! 513 00:20:38,652 --> 00:20:40,076 Shh! Cam's sleeping. I don't wanna wake him. 514 00:20:40,077 --> 00:20:42,492 He's had a rough day. Not as rough as grandpa's truck. 515 00:20:45,334 --> 00:20:46,578 Shh! Thank you so much for driving me. 516 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:48,405 I really didn't want to ride in that big rig. 517 00:20:48,406 --> 00:20:50,687 It was amazing. Everybody was honking, 518 00:20:50,688 --> 00:20:53,986 and I learned, like, five new curse words. Mostly from Cam. 519 00:20:55,273 --> 00:20:57,090 Oh, I'm glad I could give you a laugh today. 520 00:20:57,186 --> 00:20:58,627 You know, I didn't know that's what I was to you people-- 521 00:20:58,628 --> 00:21:01,242 - a big joke. - No, honey, it wasn't like that. 522 00:21:01,359 --> 00:21:02,676 No, we really didn't mean-- Uncle Cam, we love you. 523 00:21:02,677 --> 00:21:03,886 Save it. 524 00:21:04,252 --> 00:21:05,446 I'm going back to bed. 525 00:21:07,615 --> 00:21:08,549 So he's still doing that? 526 00:21:08,550 --> 00:21:10,857 Yeah. Yeah, but we're working on it. 527 00:21:11,057 --> 00:21:14,057 Synced by Sp8ky, corrected by Addic7ed www.addic7ed.com 9999 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:02,500 www.tvsubtitles.net